Finally a sensible use for Cats. I f**king hate our cat.

Since this coronawhatsit crisis it's turned into a full on epic c**t. The w**ker of a pet miaows to get let out and then less than a minute later "boxes" the cat flap to be let back in. It is beneath it to use the actual catflap. I've tried waterboarding the s**thouse, pin down, stress position the lot, it's unbreakable and spiralling out of control since lockdown. I'm gonna eat it with some kimchi and put it's hitler tached head on a spike.

Posted By: Tombs, Mar 24, 21:42:15