Righto chaps!....big news just in....

After tuppy Henderson’s prang with an me109, the CO has ordered me to form a entertainments committee.dickey and spike said they are good for the panto dames,with the theatre being the dining room...dougie has said the lounge is the best place for sports,although after f**king about pre big show in a spit,he can hardly be involved in the running races.(incidently,he will hold a”guess how many gummi bears” are in the leg stall by the toilet).ive got scc down for umpire on the short carpet tennis,I’m doing the subbuteo and tombsy is in the attic building the glider(I’ve told him it’s a Canadian canoe,we will add the wings later)...so chaps it’s going ok,but,and this is a big but,we need more events and stalls.....any ideas?
Yours sincerely major A J P YELLOWMAN (Mrs)

Posted By: yellowman, Mar 24, 00:26:25