My evolving symptoms

So last night I was up to the toilet to deliver an explosive outpouring of foul liquid 7 times, between the hours of 1 and 4. This in addition to, I would guess, 10-12 similar trips over the course of yesterday before I tried to sleep. Two visits so far this morning.

Coming off the back of several days with a fever I’m now not feeling so good, and hoping I can get the s**ts under control before I become dehydrated as I don’t want to take up any nhs time. If I can do that, I think I’ll be finally recovered.

And I wake up to find you lot bickering about f**k knows what. So much for the nation being good in a crisis and stoically carrying on with good grace and humour. Maybe we should all pause for a minute and have a look at ourselves?

Oh, and if you have a spare minute, pray for my ring.

Posted By: Under soil heating, Mar 21, 09:09:07