I just went on the Center Parcs site to see about booking a cheap local stay

In line with the government position regarding coronavirus, the decision has been taken to close Center Parcs Longford Forest, including Aqua Sana Longford Forest, from Friday 13th March to Sunday 29th March 2020.

This proactive measure is very much a preventative one and there have been no reported cases of Covid-19 within Center Parcs Longford Forest.

BUT ALL THE OTHERS ARE OPEN. THIS MAKES AS MUCH SENSE AS JUMBO'S CAKE JOKE.

Posted By: Charles21, Mar 13, 19:10:06