how can i become a sky pundit?

it appears to be the easiest job ever, just do some snazzy graphics shizz stabbing/swiping your finger on a big screen and say any old s**te "phenomenal pace" "totally out of position" "caught napping" *do some finger swoosh arrows* "i've seen those given" *here's three players co-joined by bendy lines in a dynamic moving triangle graphic, let's stop and re-run that for a minute* "it's going to be an interesting duel" finish it off with some dull statistics and david luiz candid pov picture in-screen sat in the dressing room looking at the monitor after getting sent off "luiz cam!", blah blah job done. literally nobody f**kun listens nor cares. at least radio pundits get normalled off on the phone.

and it's live

What taf has happened to football?

Posted By: Tombs, Feb 25, 19:56:33

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