Nutter

Who remembers Nutter in the old Barclay Kop?
He ended up in the away end in a Sheffield Wednesday top
Who remembers the Retards and their Hokey Cokey dance?
We said their leader was called Roy Dack, his name was probably Lance
Who remembers the bloke who sold the scarves who never aged?
Who remembers the Ipswich fans who moonied from their cage?
Who remembers the streakers, not one was Erica Roe
Who remembers the racist chants wherever we would go?
Whoever did give Snowy one?
And get into Archeology?
If I can remember all that stuff
Why can’t I find my key?
And where is my wallet and where is my phone?
I never bother to brush my hair but where is my comb?
And why don’t we talk about Trevor Putney more?
My Great Grandad never said about the First World War
So let’s be quiet
And let this new world run riot
And delve into middle age
Full of rage

Posted By: Mystery Dave, Feb 18, 11:52:47