Poems on the toilet

Twas Twelve o’clock
I was having a bath
I felt a tingle in my calf
‘Shiver me Timbers I’ve got Cramp!’
I wobbled my leg, gave it a stamp
Whilst bathing I’d been inert
But bloody heck my leg now hurt
I thought I was in for a wild ride
But after a jigger it did subside
‘ Phew’ I said, that was a thing
But I soon got over the painful sting
I thought about the event for a long, long time
So I decided to write some words to a rhyme
But now I best bid adieu
Because I’ve spent some time on this loo
Was that a sneeze?
Yes! “Atishoo!”

Posted By: Mystery Dave, Feb 18, 03:19:43