Subtitled "Local Journo Desperate To Say As Many Positive Things As He Possibly Can"

Next week's piece will begin "Leon McKenizie demonstated his legendary interior decoration skills as he looked around the press toom and said 'Blimey, bit gloomy in here innit?' As someone switched the lights on the Canary Oscar Wilde then showed off his devastating repartee as with the speed which has brought him all those goals this season he quipped 'That's better!'."

Posted By: Old Git, Mar 20, 11:03:18