There's a bloke just been admitted

Smokes 30 a day. Takes 4 sugars in his tea. Drinks 6 cans a day. Skin the colour of extra virgin olive oil. Can't get out of a chair unaided. Phoned his wife when he got here and told her the hospital is a "shambles". Hmmm.

Posted By: Winged Eel Creosote, Dec 2, 16:04:10