I’ve had norovirus a couple of times. The first time, I thought I was feeling a little better after a few hours of debilitating s**tting and vomiting (and I was basically void) so I got brave and had a glass of water. 10 minutes later I shat it out.
Not the glass, you idiots. Pure water. Though, frankly, it might have been more pleasant had I excreted the glass as well.
Posted By: APB, Nov 27, 16:01:45
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