My parents fenton once ate a whole homemade xmas cake. All of it. A proper dumpy, rich, boozy, fruity fruitcake. The whole f**king thing! The ideot was sicking and s**tting constantly for the next two days. It wasn't pretty. A couple of years later it had a go at another one. This time, though, it just licked the icing and marzipan off. Didn't touch the fruitcake! nobhead
Posted By: Huge Small, Nov 26, 15:50:49
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