jesus the stench in here *FLINGS open the sash window of the barclay*

can i lighten the mood somewhat, or at least try to with my teemu pukki waitrose theorum?

i know for a fact that i'm not the only wrother that has witnessed the teemu pukki in waitrose (wymondham detachment) phenomenom before and it ocurred to me last night when i put my final item (waitrose essential butternut squash whole) through the self-check out zonal area into my bag for life that i think teemu likes waitrose, not because of it's reassuringly expensive bulls**t and ridiculous essential range, but because when you are all done with running your items through the scanner the little automated ladies voice asks you if "you'd like to scan another item", or "finnish and pay". i reckon when she says "finnish and pay" Teemu finds this strangely reassuring that's why he doesn't shop online like all the other premier divisional footballerists.

Posted By: Tombs, Nov 21, 14:59:49