What to expect if your postman is a binner...

I spotted my postman wearing a blue and whit scarf t'other day and got chatting. I made the remark that I'd expected him to be emptying my bins rather than delivering my post, but he failed to see the funny side.

Anyhow, we had an awkward conversation about football and he let on that he was a season ticket holder and knew that I supported City because of some mail from the Club. It was left at that and he went on his merry way.

Then yesterday, cue wife phoning me to say my Leicester tickets have arrived and someone has written on the envelope 'Poor Old Budgies!'.

My scum supporting postie HAS to be the culprit.

Should I:

A] Ignore his baiting and put it down to the puerile behaviour of a sad Cathedral envier?

or

B] Buy a large Rottweiler, call it Huckerby and train it to attack all postmen before starving him for a week?

Posted By: Chelmsford Yella, Mar 17, 21:05:32