I'm not a gee-gees fan myself

every time I go to a racetrack I come back both totally paralytic and utterly skint.

I once ended up wandering around with the jockeys at Newbury, me in my suit and them in their racing gear. I took a wrong turning after too many shandies and suddenly realised everyone around me was 2 ft shorter.

I was only looking for a fag machine.

But apparently it is "Sport of Kings" - or so they say...

Posted By: pieman63, Mar 15, 16:36:26