So this bloke I've met once comes up to me and says

"I see yer gotter skip en"
"Yup"
*waits for it.....*
"You woont mind if I chucked an ol brook porterbull tv in thar wood yer?"
"well..."
"thars oonly a littel un"
"Tsk, ok then"

Two hours later......

"What are you doing I thought you said just a portable tv?"

"Huh?"

"you said you only wanted to put an old tv in there, you never said anything about a fecking bike as well"

"Thars not *my* bike, that belong to my next door neighbour, he asked me to chuck it in for him whilse I was hare".

Posted By: Tomblander, Mar 14, 19:20:41