Eye Cancer?

Having all your kids murdered by a psycho.
Catching your missus in the middle of a sexual act with a Gazelle.
Shooting the wrong brother.
Slicing your bell end off with a cut throat razor and dipping the bleeding stump into salt.
Knocking one out in the international space station and watch as your own jizz floats inexorably into your mouth.

Loads of things really.

Posted By: Tomblander, Mar 9, 14:52:57