Those absences explained

Hooper was at the Ginsters Megastore in Attercliffe
Pritchard was busy trying to negotiate a transfer to a big club, like Bournemouth or Watford
Jarvis was in A&E
Brady was trying, and failing, to lace Wes's boots
Lafferty was trying, and failing, to lace Kenny's drinks
Grabban was hiding out in the Holiday Inn
Naismith couldn't be arsed

Posted By: A new PC Mr Creosote, May 8, 08:52:07