Waccoe ‘away fans report’ on Norwich...

2nd February 2019 - Norwich City the six-fingered bastards (A late publication due to 48 hours of mourning)

You wait two weeks for a home game .... and this happens!

The f**king canaries - usually leaving empty seats decided that being second warranted a full combine harvester - 2,465 made the long trip up on a cold night - 19 points for attendance

To be honest it was a bit of a shock to be so close to so many of them - all a bit disconcerting. They let us do a sing-song and a flag wave and at 4 minutes they were off... "Come on you yellows" .... Goal ..... bollocks
And then the first rendition of "On the ball city, never mind the danger"... this was repeated ad nauseum all through the game. To the point I was f**king sick of it and joining in ... it sent me mad.
I'm glad we don't have just one song from olden days and keep repeating it on and on.....

Then we had a slight twist on the "EIEIEIO song" - there's went..."When we win the title..this is what we'll sing... we are champions, we are champions" - fighting talk!

Sadly let down at 7 minutes with a "We all hate Leeds scum" (and at 10 and 43 and 53 and 72 and 81) - Minus 5 Points
More - "Come on you yellows", More "on the ball city" then someone "never gives the ball away" at 13 minutes - he kept getting a name-check too.
21 minutes - "we forgot that you were here" (Are you still reading... it's f**king depressing isn't it?) ..... then a sssssshhhhhh but we responded well; "Sky TV is f**king s**t" - amazing work

It went on and on to half-time.

48 minutes something about Argentina and sunny Spain. Then a humorous little ditty "Fark-Life!"
50 minutes - "He's just too good for you" - 74 minutes "Is this a library"
80 minutes, we'll sing on our own (Are you STILL here?.... f**k me you must be cuckolded at home - it was depressing!!!)
At this point I dropped my notes as there was a stampede for the exit - it looked like the scene from the Lion King when his Dad died.
Then we had an "Is this a fire drill?" a "We're Norwich City, we'll sing on our own" and at 3-0, "Leeds are falling apart again"

As a fan the only way this would have been more humiliating would have been if our fans had sung "We're top of the league" - thank God that didn't happen.

On the way out I passed Delia (True story). I stopped, shook her hand and said "Thanks for teaching me how to cook eggs" - "My pleasure she said" - it was a nice exchange of banter.

Fucking canaries

Repertoire of songs - 17/20 (On the ball city - f**k off)
Banter - marks out of 14/20 (Relied on excessive use of hating Leeds scum)
Sing when you're losing - marks out of 18/20 (They pretty much never stopped singing the massive s**ts)
Away Fan Watch marks out of 18/20

Total Points - 81

Posted By: woody, Apr 29, 01:45:02