Dilemma. What is the correct procedure, right...

... say, one is biking along London Street (carefully, of course) and one sees Onel Hernandez sitting on his own on the little round seat outside what used to be Curl's / Garland's, then Habitat, now Cosmo?

Do you A: shout, Hey! Anal! Then ride up to him tumescent with glee in your lycra at his joyful on-pitch performances this season?

Or B: ask him to buy you a Cuba Libre at the Sir Garnet, 'cos he's a rich footballer, innit?

Or C: carry on your ride, thinking "I should have stopped and got a selfie and told him how good he and the team have been, but that's a bit creepy, and weird, and he probably doesn't need a MAMIL hassling him right now, and why isn't he on his way to Stoke? Maybe it wasn't him after all, but no, I've seen him enough times to be sure..." by which time you're going up the hill past the market and it's too late. Esprit d'espalier and all that.

I went for C.

Posted By: APB, Apr 21, 13:58:30