Norwich 1-1 C Palace 14-08-2004 A points a point
Man Utd 2-1 Norwich 21-08-2004 Largely defended for our lives for half an hour, until Helveg lost his man, drawing in our defence leaving Bellion free at the far post to score. Nothing clever about that performance at all. Man U were very stuttery and was a great time to play them if we turned up. When they eased off 2 up, they allowed us to play, great finish from McVeigh, we played we for the last 20 mins. Rest of it wasn't that good though
Newcastle 2-2 Norwich 25-08-2004 Same as the man u game, turned up to be the sad little club that feels sorry for itself, waiting for newcastle to score before considering playing. Again 2-0 down and we began to go for it. Did well to get a 2-2 but would have been nice to play like that at 0-0
Norwich 1-4 Arsenal 28-08-2004 . Arsenal came and took the piss. Scandalous refereeing decision and they should have been down to ten. Norwich did what they could but were beaten. Fair enough crack
Tottenham 0-0 Norwich 12-09-2004 Absolutely played off the park, tottenham hit the woodwork, had countless attempts on goal and in fa cup style fashion norwich road the luck and Huckerby even got passed Naybet to try and snatch it. A lucky point but not a great deal to shout about apart from a few second half glimpses of how we could play if we wanted to
Norwich 0-0 Aston Villa 18-09-2004
Don't remember much about this game, seems a fair enough point I suppose
League Cup Norwich 1-0 Bristol R 21-09-2004 not interested in the cups
Liverpool 3-0 Norwich 25-09-2004 Didn't turn up, Alonso took the f**king piss all afternoon, disgraceful way to approach a match
Norwich 2-2 Portsmouth 02-10-2004 Waited for Pompey to score first, equalised after playing well, allowed them to score again minutes later and decided to play again. A point, but I reckon if we wanted to, we could have won that
West Brom 0-0 Norwich 16-10-2004 . Two nervous promoted sides happy to take a point
Norwich 2-3 Everton 23-10-2004 Waited for Everton to score before playing as usual. At 2 down we began to go for it, got the game back to a point, then they won. Another game we could have turned up to if we wanted but waited till 2 behind to bother
League Cup Newcastle 2-1 Norwich 27-10-2004 not bothered about cups
Man City 1-1 Norwich 01-11-2004 Same old really, waited for them to score, flem was lucky not to give a pen away for handball, we did well to get a point
Norwich 1-1 Blackburn 06-11-2004 Fuck me!!!!! Norwich leave it to two months into the season to take the lead, whoooopeee. Then they decided to stop playing and allow Blackburn the point
Charlton 4-0 Norwich 13-11-2004 Never turned up, usual shocking s**tty worthington bollocks
Norwich 2-1 Southampton 20-11-2004 Extremly nervous. Once again we waited for them to score first till we started playing then took the game to them and for once got in front. Defended out the game dangerously, but a win was on the board hurrah! Amazing also a win without holt in the team, strange coincedence that
Birmingham 1-1 Norwich 27-11-2004 Turned up to defend as usual (like its work in the other games hey?) Went a goal down (erm again!!). Serious injury meant Nige HAD to take Holt off. On came someone that I think had spent the last 10 years in serie A, *scratches head with that one* and we equalised five minutes later. Of course we defended out for a point. Oh, I'd like to point out that Gronkjaer was spectacularly s**t that day which was hugely amusing. Basically cos he is s**t
Fuck this I ain't doing the losses anymore, they all amount to the same bulls**t. Each interview amounted to the same bulls**t too. Worthy "we're in the prem, its expected we lose, anything gained is like a cup final" FUCK OFF!!!!!
Norwich 0-1 Fulham 04-12-2004
Norwich 3-2 Bolton 11-12-2004 Great win, played well, couldn't really fault a lot of it, was mint to see norwich playing football for a change
Chelsea 4-0 Norwich 18-12-2004
Norwich 0-2 Tottenham 26-12-2004
Middlesbro 2-0 Norwich 28-12-2004
Portsmouth 1-1 Norwich 01-01-2005 Good point gained, another c**t referee spoiling though
Norwich 1-2 Liverpool 03-01-2005 . Some great promising football played this day, things felt right. A stupid error by Charlton yes, and a bollocks bit of defending by Flem marred a decent display. Little crow came on after signing pro terms and scared the s**t out of liverpool two up, nice finish from Jarvis too. Was a little late but things looked right. Helveg was brilliant at right, you'd think he'd play there from now on but VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV
FA Cup West Ham 1-0 Norwich 08-01-2005 "I'VE GOT A MINT IDEA WORTHINGTON, LETS TAKE A SMALL SQUAD TO WEST HAM AND REST SOME PLAYERS SO WE CAN CONCENTRATE ON THE PREM? NO? OKAY, LETS PLAY FULL STRENGTH AND GET 3 INJURIES, WHAT A FUCKING BRILLIANT IDEA. Suddenly liverpool the week before with promising looking forward to rest of the season football was a one week optimistic wonder
Aston Villa 3-0 Norwich 15-01-2005 haha another day where we couldn't be arsed to turn up
Norwich 4-4 Middlesbro 22-01-2005 See aston villa game. Last ten minutes though, fan f**king tastic, but a one off nevertheless
Everton 1-0 Norwich 02-02-2005 s**t
Norwich 3-2 West Brom 05-02-2005 very very s**t, but I can never for the life of me ever comprehend how the hell we won that game, Thank you someone up there, very amusing but not at the same time as it still meant we were using s**t tactics, lets not think like that, cos Blackburn next week might show this was a great confidence booster..............................tb continued :)
Blackburn 3-0 Norwich 12-02-2005 What's that Zippy, Norwich didn't turn up to a football match again?
Norwich 2-3 Man City 28-02-2005 A game where we actually did ok and played well and got a 2-0 lead. Fabulous, what happened? Our manager wanted us to defend it? Did we still win? No? Did we draw? No? Did we lose in the last minute and truely cement what a dickhead we have in charge? Yes???
Norwich 1-3 Chelsea 05-03-2005 Chelsea scored, got very bored, we equalised, 20 mins to go, someone gave chelsea a nudge from sleeping and Chelsea finished us off easily
Bolton 1-0 Norwich 19-03-2005 Total s**t, didn't even turn up, back off stelios till he had the clearest site on goal, wallop. Type of goal any pro can score on the training ground with loads of time. Holt was the worst I've seen, we didn't even play one nil down. Live in the prem was a f**king joke, and so was nige
Arsenal 4-1 Norwich 02-04-2005 Usual, didn't turn up, but Arsenal are a great team too
Norwich 2-0 Man Utd 09-04-2005 WHAT'S THAT NIGE? "you don't want no players whingeing they never got a chance ok" Everyone translates that perfectly to "You lot think you can do better but I'll let you have safri in the middle and drop holt, and Helveg in HIS POSITION, and bents on the other side in midfield, just you wait till man u win, then you'll see its not that easy"
WAAAAAHEYYYY!!! 2-0 GET IN!!!
C Palace 3-3 Norwich 16-04-2005 Drew with 2 goal lead, hmmmmmmmmm
Norwich 2-1 Newcastle 20-04-2005 Great time to play newcastle, injuries galore and players fighting, great stuff. Took the lead, defended, lost the lead, got a last minute winner, WAAAAAAHEYYYY all the s**t games before all this are starting to be forgotten, and f**king hell!!!! Somehow we have a slim chance of staying up
Norwich 1-0 Charlton 23-04-2005 WAHEYYYYYY! Great time to play Charlton, always on windown second half of the season, Svennsson you legend!!!
Southampton 4-3 Norwich 30-04-2005 Unlucky but two sides fighting for prem status
Norwich 1-0 Birmingham 07-05-2005 THANK YOU STEVE BENNETT, didn't think i'd ever say that a red card and a pen. Brum were all over us but we held on
Fulham 6-0 Norwich 15-05-2005 THE LEAST SAID THE BETTER
One sporny run at the end to a s**t horrible, dull, gutless season
Thank you nige, but no thank you, just go away
But for more punishment he decides to carry on like this, this season, with 6 mill to spend
Impressively s**te
Just resign!
Posted By: pants, Mar 8, 12:57:33
Written & Designed By Ben Graves 1999-2025