THE TRUTH ABOUT
MONGO SANTAMARIA
Did you enjoy Mongo Santamaria's music?
Good for you, but he really is a pig! The
bandages on his fingers do not imply a
gentle man. He is a game player and compulsive womanizer.
Have you gotten a STD from Mongo
Santamaria? Welcome to the club! You
are not alone.
WE ARE A SELF HELP GROUP
Contact us at
28-04 33rd Ave
Box 4H, L.I.C 111006
For a free, detailed story on the life of MONGO SANTAMARIA, who is a con artist, thief, coke head, deliberate spreader of sexually transmittable diseases, notorious liar, racist, sexist, violent and sadistic abuser of women, communist and Fidel Castro lover, please send an SASE to the above address. Don't miss out on the shocking truth of this monster! One has to judge him not by the pounding sound he creates on his instrument but by his low, horrifying scandalous behaviour!
Posted By: A new PC Mr Creosote, Apr 11, 21:44:06
Written & Designed By Ben Graves 1999-2024