Here's mine - you little tiger!

Toss off some pancetta

Pour 3 lugs of your best extra virgin slowly into your left ear.

Beat the living s**t out of two leaves of basil and inhale some essence of samphire.

Add gently and lovingly to three teaspoonfuls of baby rice and four grains of arborio rice.

Dry five chick peas in an oven at 80 degrees for seven days.

Pull gently on your nose.

Finally, bake in an oven for two minutes.

Then subtract nine.

Voila!

Posted By: Jamie Oliver, Mar 7, 14:17:16