I went shopping for some jeans (basically had to kill some time before the filum)

Had to have a good think about whether I am now too old for the Skinny Jean. I mean, they're a young man's game, really, aren't they, the skinny jean? But no, I am not yet so old I need to give up the skinny jean.

But. But. Have you tried buying a pair of skinny jeans, in 2k19, that don't have FUCKING HOLES IN BOTH KNEES? I am definitely too old for that bulls**t. I was born too old for that bulls**t. I did manage to find a pair eventually (Red Herring, Debenhams, charcoal grey, "stretch skinny") but I had to negotiate an absolute ocean of ripped-knee bulls**t to find them. River Island! River f**king Island. Might as well call itself Ripped Jeans For Fifty Quid Mate Island. Fuck off.

Posted By: Arizona Bay, Mar 14, 21:18:42