Obsessed Seethe

Norwich are annoying because nothing about them should be annoying but they're really, really annoying.

Daniel Farke has definitely been in one of those German pornos where they stick paint brushes up their arses and paint the walls with s**t and piss.

They aren't though, that's the thing. They're an inoffensive, small, family club. Delia f**king Smith owns them. They're based in the arse end of no where and Grant Holt is a club legend. Nothing about them should be annoying, but they just are.
It doesn't help Bates let them take the absolute piss buying our players.

They're just boring as f**k, absolutely f**king boring. One of the most vanilla clubs to ever exist.

Their fans also don't seem to care that much- there's no passion there, it's just sanitised farts coming out of there inbred arses when they score.

If they won the league you can just imagine them celebrating by cooking recipes from Delia's books and fingering their relatives.

The only club in the pissing league with a partnership with Cultural Leonesa; how did we miss Buendia!?

Posted By: col canary, Mar 13, 22:38:49