Even more than spelling “tyres” wrong, f**king Sarri-ball.

In fact putting -ball as a suffix on any manager’s name, as if they’ve invented some new sport, is t**ttery of the highest order and fills me with an irrational desire to have at the utterer of the phrase with a carrier bag full of rocks.

Also: -gate attached to any alleged scandal. Spygate, for example. Watergate was the location, not a scandal about water. Fucking f**king t**ts.

Posted By: APB, Feb 24, 17:10:32