Come on ladies...think about it.

'Hornets Nest'

Who are the 'hornets'? Watford! Who are Watford's rival town? Luton! Mike Newell will be the next manager!

Or it's rhyming slang.
Hornet's nest = string vest

Where do you need a string vest?

Where it's cold!

and what is the opposite of somewhere cold?

Somewhere hot!

Where is hot?

the River NIGEr and helL!

What would happen if you were at a picnic and someone stirred up a hornet's nest and in fleeing you spilled some jam from a butty down your self?

You would get stains (stayins)!

So there NIGEL is STAYING!

Posted By: Hertz van Rental, Mar 3, 14:33:01