Kids today, tsk. It’s all artisan hand-batched limited edition numbered potatoes from hipster farms with farm workers called Noah or Margit who stroke the plants every day while whispering to them. They’ll never have the joy of quasi-toxic chemically enhanced “flavours” from a GM potato which has more in common with a fish. Bastards.
Posted By: APB, Jan 3, 12:36:56
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