Snakey's Lunchtime Caption Competition (c)2006 Thorne Dynamicals Ltd
Entry window: 12:00-13:00 approx
Results: 13:30 approx
Today's Caption:-
User Posted Link
Current Caption League Table
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FiercePanda:11
Jim Nasium:10
Hertz van Rental:10
BSE Canary:9
DDiM:4
BeverlyHills0201:4
Squirrel:3
Conker:1
Arizona Bay:1
KingsLynnCanary:-2
Scoring
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Winner:10pts
RunnerUp:4pts
ThirdPlace:1pt
Arguing:-1pt
(Snakey reserves the right to not issue a caption
competition everyday depending on whether he
can be arsed or not.)
Posted By: Snakey, Mar 3, 11:49:13
Follow Ups
- Oooooooo Matron
Posted By: Small, Mar 3, 12:42:17 - Old boy in the Crowd: Pass me the blunderbus I spot one of them Pakastanis
Posted By: Swiss Yellow, Mar 3, 12:40:03 - shame for ipswich man as he attempts to shag lamppost
Posted By: otbc2006, Mar 3, 12:38:48 - Deano is that you?
Posted By: lovely old job, Mar 3, 12:35:46 - Uruguayan manager: "I said knock him prostrate - not knock his prostate"
Posted By: Partial Angler, Mar 3, 12:34:47 - Special Forces spotted in doomed attempt to retrieve three small boys from footballer
Posted By: Partial Angler, Mar 3, 12:34:15 - Circus: "we never noticed he was missing"
Posted By: iwan not worthy, Mar 3, 12:32:51 - World's most severe case of haemorrhoids confirmed in footballer.
Posted By: Old Man, Mar 3, 12:31:06 - Gary Glitter get outa my shitter, you can have the fucking ball.
Posted By: Steve In London, Mar 3, 12:28:55 - Modern version of a medieval classic
Posted By: Jamie Oliver, Mar 3, 12:28:54 - ...and it took a team of top surgeons four hours to remove Wayne Rooney...
Posted By: Partial Angler, Mar 3, 12:21:02 - No, no, no Crouchy - when you do the can-can you are supposed to be beside each other
Posted By: caley canary, Mar 3, 12:16:03 - One hop this time, cha cha real smooth
Posted By: DDiM, Mar 3, 12:15:21 - 1peter crouch's grwth hormone habit was painfully obvious
Posted By: Exile, Mar 3, 12:15:01 - Lack of practice leads to disaster for new FA 'Half-time chorus line'.
Posted By: Hertz van Rental, Mar 3, 12:14:35 - Winning 1-0, Crouch was determined the oppo weren't going to come from behind.
Posted By: Jim Nasium, Mar 3, 12:11:49 - 1Come on, I've paid my pound - where's my giraffe ride?
Posted By: DonLogan, Mar 3, 12:06:15 - Crouch looks on in concern as his opponent attempts the Ronaldo step over
Posted By: conker, Mar 3, 12:06:06 - The Peter Crouch gangly puppet clone is finally revealed ...
Posted By: bjt, Mar 3, 12:03:32 - I like that position but I would prefer to Crouch for you.
Posted By: lovely old job, Mar 3, 12:03:29 - Defender has trouble dealing with Crouch's high balls
Posted By: DonLogan, Mar 3, 12:00:26 - Crouch and partner make a late entry to Celebrity Strictly Come Dancing
Posted By: Brom, Mar 3, 11:59:56 - Am I a freak, I am tall, I have 1 large ball & my cock is a foot long.
Posted By: lovely old job, Mar 3, 11:59:27 - Following comments that Crouch was a little light footed
Posted By: conker, Mar 3, 11:59:15 - Plug from the Bash Street Kids had come a long way since leaving the Beano.
Posted By: Arizona Bay, Mar 3, 11:58:28 - Quick! he's stuck up my arse!
Posted By: BSE Canary, Mar 3, 11:56:31 - "ooooooh! Aren't you a big boy"
Posted By: Brom, Mar 3, 11:54:59 - 1"oooooooooooooo Betis!"
Posted By: pants, Mar 3, 11:54:41 - Sol loves wearing green socks
Posted By: Citizen Creosote, Mar 3, 11:53:16 - Four legged, three handed, hunched freak spotted at Anfield?
Posted By: Jim Nasium, Mar 3, 11:53:00 - Not now Dean, I'm practising me keepie-uppies to impress Sven
Posted By: Swiss Yellow, Mar 3, 11:51:54 - Did you know that my training ground nickname is BBC?
Posted By: Basil Wrathbone, Mar 3, 11:50:58 - Crouchy: "Shit, Which Legs Are Mine?"
Posted By: Martin Peters, Mar 3, 11:50:33
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