They're going about this drones thing all wrong really

PLAN A: Teenagers with catapults.

If Plan A doesn't work it's a sign that teenagers these days aren't a patch on teenagers of eras past who were just much better.

PLAN B: Trained owls.

If Plan B doesn't work it's a sign that all those documentaries about Hogwarts might have had some scenes in that were exaggerated for the cameras, like The Only Way Is Taking Your Clothes Off And Shagging A Virtual Stranger Island, or whatever it was called

PLAN C: Other drones to engage Naughty Drones in air-to-air combat; if ordnance is an issue due to the risk of strays, suggest pairs of Friendly Drones equipped with netting strung between each pair

If Plan C fails then the obvious next escalation is:

PLAN D: Teemu Pukki to bombard enemy drones with specially designed footballs with lasers on them

If Plan D fails because Teemu is blinded by the lasers then the natural conclusion is

PLAN E: Take off, nuke Gatwick from orbit, clean up the radioactive fallout, build another airport. NB need to house waiting passengers safely in the interim, suggest construction of suitable subterranean shelter.

Posted By: Old Man, Dec 21, 19:21:02