That was me

Perfectly sensible thing to say, what? What? I can't hear you, speak up young man. Youth of today, no respect, bloody immigrants everywhere, players spitting on the pitch, trying to sodomise each other on the pitch after every goal, in my day it was a firm manly handshake, we kept the sodomising for the shower afterwards, have you seen the size of these black players' John Thomases? won't let my wife come to the matches any more in case it gives her funny ideas, and the shorts they wear are ridiculously short, and whatever happened to the leather ball? Pour me another pink gin, there's a good chap

Posted By: Old Git, Mar 3, 09:54:49