I sort of had a mental picture of you being drafted in to sort it.

Helicopter takes off from Halfords Roundabout, heads to Gatwick, MIKE jumps out of helicopter without a Parachute, takes the drone out of the air with a bodyslam perfected from years of scrapping on aforementioned Halfords Roundabout followed by pints of real cider at The White Lion.

This would be followed by you licking the circuit board and leading the fuzz unerringly to a spotty eco-warriors bedroom in Crawley, punching the door down and kicking Swampy right in the spuds.

Posted By: Bungle, Dec 21, 09:15:12

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