even less if he's run up a tab in the hotel bar

Man Utd fans; How you can help by giving via text message; could you give just £3 a month to help a poor destitute and out of work former translator? Each year you will receive your own personalised sarcastic quote on your birthday from the Special One to remind you of all the titles and cups he has won with other teams. Just text "THESPECIAL1" to 0850123456 or go online and sign up TODAY

Posted By: Tombs, Dec 18, 12:21:58