This bit is another level...

"I am lucky enough to have one of the very last pieces of the cheese that beat 3,471 rivals from 41 countries to be declared the champion at the World Cheese awards last month, at which I was a judge."

I bet the Ukrainian's are kicking themselves spending all that money on a concrete sarcophagus to cover the Chernobyl reactor when they could have just draped a copy of the Guardian over it, no amount of radioactivity is permeating through that epic level of smugness.

Posted By: Tombs, Dec 17, 10:03:45