are you doubting the veracity of my boundary trimmage?

I've still got a massive ocean going belgian monk on over this libellous, civvy muthaf**ker, lazy arsed, incompetent, blatantly WRONG diddly WRONG downright bullschitt assault on my character. I'm warp factor ten and two thirds revved up about it. Blimey o'reilly what's i be like if ever got wrongly accused of suffern serious. 😳

Thankfully we hent done a full brexit yet so the European Court of Human Rights is going to be donning their black caps and meting out some furious hellfire justice on the parish council bastards.

*spoiler* ^^^ vvvvv contains some minor bad language

P.S. not a peep out of them to all the selfish w**kers in the village who park up on the path every sodding day, that's all f**king right isn't it? no bother there, the elderly and the visually impaired and the young mums and their perambulators etc can just march right the f**k over the top of the f**king cars and f**king vans and f**king pickup trucks that's no bother at all, but me with my well manicured hedge that is on my f**king property i'll have you know with not one poxy twig or leaf over the public footpath because i actually give a f**k about the aforementioned afflicted to varying degree pedestrian fellow villagers, no I get the fat stubby finger of jumped up officiladom falsely pointed at me. i know where you f**kers live. beef up your f**king security. you f**kers.

Posted By: Tombs, Oct 30, 17:46:22

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