Ha, these are the halcyon days

Sure it's brutal but you quickly adjust to not sleeping and at 3am it's easy to rationalise: one or two of nappy/milk/dummy/bottle will generally sort it.

Fast forward 2 years, when you've gotten used to getting a good night's sleep again, and then the random waking and phantom bed swappers appear....

Why are you in my bed?
'I don't like the dark'
But you have a nightlight?
'I don't like my night light'
Why don't you like the dark?
'The octopus is getting me'
WTF?
'The octopus...
There's no octopus. Shall we take you back to your bed now?
'No, it's morning time'
No it's not. Does your Growclock say it's morning time?
'I don't like my Growclock'
Just go to sleep.
'You're taking all the covers'
It's MY bed
'No, it isn't, it's mummy's bed'
FFS!

Posted By: CWC, Oct 28, 08:38:16