Just went for a coffee with Jane from accounts, thought we;'d treat ourselves to one of them nice flapjacks from the machine, well its Friday!!! Little treat time!!
None there even though the machine was filed yesterday. We couldn't believe it! And then Spotty Des (you know him, yes you do, fancies Jane, always on about his dog) sidles up to us and says that that nerdy bloke in IT has only gone and come and bought them all!! The cheeky little so-and-so!!
Well we don't like going down to IT because all that polyester makes them all smell and they're very shy but we were that cross that we thought we'd risk it and you know what? He's only set up a stall selling off the flapjacks for double the price!!!
Some people. So we smeared his vaseline all over his keyboard while he trying to get an extra 10p for a flapjack from some weeping geek. Thatll learn him,.
Posted By: Sarah off Production, Oct 26, 11:32:41
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