Snakey's Lunchtime Caption Competition (c)2006 Duck Associates Ltd
Snakey's Lunchtime Caption Competition
Scoring: Winner:10pts, RunnerUp:4pts, ThirdPlace:1pt, Arguing:-1pt)
Current Caption League Table:-
FiercePanda :11
BSE Canary:10
DDiM:4
Squirrel:-1
Today's Caption:-
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Posted By: Snakey, Mar 1, 11:57:09
Follow Ups
- "No, David, you can't have it!"
Posted By: Steve in Holland, Mar 1, 13:12:14 - As the crowd sung
Posted By: Pragmatist, Mar 1, 13:10:31 - 3has it finished yet?
Posted By: Kings Lynn Canary, Mar 1, 13:05:09 - "Night fever night feveeer you know how to do it!
Posted By: Kings Lynn Canary, Mar 1, 13:03:56 - "Two more lamb bhunas over here!"
Posted By: malkybarkid, Mar 1, 13:02:45 - David and Deano sittin in the tree...
Posted By: Kings Lynn Canary, Mar 1, 13:01:14 - Christ David
Posted By: Pragmatist, Mar 1, 13:00:15 - Ashton indicates Bentley's lack of stamina.Once again he was pulled off after 1 minute
Posted By: Steve in Holland, Mar 1, 12:59:32 - "Hands Up if you want to go next"
Posted By: Kings Lynn Canary, Mar 1, 12:59:23 - "Now now David, its not all bad being a one trick pony is it"
Posted By: Kings Lynn Canary, Mar 1, 12:57:50 - A finger of fudge is just enough
Posted By: IncaWarrior, Mar 1, 12:57:40 - 1bentley by name, bent by nature
Posted By: Swarn, Mar 1, 12:57:14 - 1......
Posted By: Hertz van Rental, Mar 1, 12:54:21 - 2"Waiter, the bill please"
Posted By: Kings Lynn Canary, Mar 1, 12:54:20 - "New Shorts Please"
Posted By: Kings Lynn Canary, Mar 1, 12:53:52 - so you want to see that film about the cowboys?
Posted By: Swarn, Mar 1, 12:53:19 - Roll up, ROll up
Posted By: Pragmatist, Mar 1, 12:50:01 - 1Deano: "Everyone see my finger, now watch it disapear"
Posted By: Trent_Canary, Mar 1, 12:49:24 - "Hold on guys, just gonna shag young david before we restart"
Posted By: Kings Lynn Canary, Mar 1, 12:48:28 - "Get in !!!"
Posted By: Arizona Bay, Mar 1, 12:47:34 - "I wish snakey would get his finger out this fast with the results"
Posted By: Kings Lynn Canary, Mar 1, 12:47:04 - Ashton retires... announces new career as ventriloquist
Posted By: DemoniCanary, Mar 1, 12:46:57 - 1Bentley: "If you get called gay, then a lot of that will probably be down to me".
Posted By: Ottosson Foxtrot, Mar 1, 12:45:38 - 1That's one minute without conceding a goal. Get in.
Posted By: Steve in Holland, Mar 1, 12:45:14 - Honestly David, I don't know how these internet rumours start'
Posted By: Norfolk Coast, Mar 1, 12:44:56 - "Dean, sorry I posted those rumours about you on WOTB"
Posted By: Kings Lynn Canary, Mar 1, 12:44:22 - "Dean, is that a panda over there dressed in Pat Butchers Gymkit?"
Posted By: Kings Lynn Canary, Mar 1, 12:42:11 - Bentley: "'Ave it!"
Posted By: Steve in Holland, Mar 1, 12:41:50 - Ashton's defence in post match press conference
Posted By: Pragmatist, Mar 1, 12:40:34 - 4"Ashton may have taped his ring up.. sadly, Bentley didn't think to do so"
Posted By: Squirrel, Mar 1, 12:40:00 - there there David just a man and horse being hung n/m
Posted By: green n yella beaver, Mar 1, 12:39:46 - Dean is saying "get the fuck off me, I dont do this team bonding crap"
Posted By: Kings Lynn Canary, Mar 1, 12:36:39 - 3Snakey, does the competition end at 1pm?
Posted By: Squiggles, Mar 1, 12:35:41 - "Errr...Mr Worthington?? It's happening again"
Posted By: SimonOTBC, Mar 1, 12:33:17 - The crowd looks on as Bentley chants to Ashton
Posted By: Pragmatist, Mar 1, 12:32:11 - 1Dean: "Right, the wind is still southerly".......
Posted By: football widow, Mar 1, 12:30:55 - 3"I have always wanted a ride in a Bentley"
Posted By: Kings Lynn Canary, Mar 1, 12:29:16 - No tongues please David
Posted By: Pragmatist, Mar 1, 12:28:33 - Eureka! I have found it!
Posted By: Squiggles, Mar 1, 12:28:09 - Please, boss, can I go to the toilet ?
Posted By: Steve in Holland, Mar 1, 12:27:55 - Dean points out that in order to retrieve the ball when playing for Norwich...
Posted By: conker, Mar 1, 12:27:23 - The crowd look on in disgust as Deano celebrates after slipping one in.
Posted By: Jim Nasium, Mar 1, 12:25:58 - 1Guess what this smells of!
Posted By: pieman63, Mar 1, 12:25:40 - ...
Posted By: Squiggles, Mar 1, 12:25:11 - "Fuck off David, you didnt want anything to do with me when Ashley phoned"
Posted By: Kings Lynn Canary, Mar 1, 12:25:07 - 4Deano "I've just seen a ball flying in the sky, then it disappeared"
Posted By: pants, Mar 1, 12:23:40 - Bentley: "Woah are you gonna get shit in the dressing room now"
Posted By: Steve in Holland, Mar 1, 12:23:32 - 1"Just a minute, ref - we're having a pre-kick-off moment here"
Posted By: Steve in Holland, Mar 1, 12:21:42 - David says "you gonna stay if we get relegated, cos im not?
Posted By: Kings Lynn Canary, Mar 1, 12:21:20 - Proton's velcro logos aid Worthy's policy of 'team togetherness'
Posted By: malkybarkid, Mar 1, 12:20:37 - Ashton makes a point to his agent
Posted By: Exile, Mar 1, 12:19:29 - ...
Posted By: Squiggles, Mar 1, 12:19:25 - "Hold tight Dave this is gonna hurt"
Posted By: Kings Lynn Canary, Mar 1, 12:17:16 - Ahhh,get that small thing away from me,what the hell is it....
Posted By: conker, Mar 1, 12:16:28 - Only the duck will ever know for sure.
Posted By: Squiggles, Mar 1, 12:15:24 - David is singing in Deans ear" I love you yes i do gonna spend all my money on you"
Posted By: Kings Lynn Canary, Mar 1, 12:14:15 - "1 2 3 o clock four o clock rock, 5 6 7 oclock Davids on my cock"
Posted By: Kings Lynn Canary, Mar 1, 12:12:41 - 1Dean, I think that's that SCC guy and- RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted By: Ottosson Foxtrot, Mar 1, 12:12:21 - 3"Smell my finger!"
Posted By: Small, Mar 1, 12:11:11 - After he found David gagging in the bedroom, Deano engaged the Heimlich Manoeuvre...
Posted By: Squiggles, Mar 1, 12:10:53 - 8"No.36 - your time is up! Come in No.10"...
Posted By: Squirrel, Mar 1, 12:10:21 - That's one in the eye for the citizen journalists...literally
Posted By: The Editor of Milk, Mar 1, 12:09:32 - Dean forgot where he was as he asked Nigel to throw him his mobile phone.
Posted By: Canaria_Mediocris, Mar 1, 12:08:23 - "I am just going to check your colon for you David"
Posted By: Kings Lynn Canary, Mar 1, 12:07:47 - 2When I signed in January ...
Posted By: meeky, Mar 1, 12:07:34 - 2"I bet this ends up a bloody caption competition David"
Posted By: Kings Lynn Canary, Mar 1, 12:07:13 - "Ashton, Bent..
Posted By: Squirrel, Mar 1, 12:05:39 - "Ready David? Here comes the big aeroplane.....yeeeoowww...."
Posted By: football widow, Mar 1, 12:05:29 - "YMCA"
Posted By: Kings Lynn Canary, Mar 1, 12:05:07 - "TAXI!!!"
Posted By: Arizona Bay, Mar 1, 12:04:57 - City's first conjoined twin player "still better than Hughes".
Posted By: Hertz van Rental, Mar 1, 12:04:53 - I tolf you that I would get him first
Posted By: conker, Mar 1, 12:04:07 - 4The points don't add up.
Posted By: Arizona Bay, Mar 1, 12:03:33 - "David, not in public, thats how nasty rumours start"
Posted By: Kings Lynn Canary, Mar 1, 12:03:22 - Sniff that
Posted By: mike_the_sphinx, Mar 1, 12:03:17 - Bentley "I thought I was back at Arsenal for a second"
Posted By: pants, Mar 1, 12:03:13 - Now you see my finger.....now you dont!
Posted By: Kings Lynn Canary, Mar 1, 11:58:43
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