Apparently this is from today's Independent...

...Jeremy Clark on some car of other...

"she was a bit of a handful but I managed to tame the b***h. I soon slammed the phallic gear shift into sixth and taught her who's boss. Rolling along on the huge bollock-like tyres she was putty in my hands, her nylon clad bucket seats squeezing my muscular thighs in appreciation. She's a lot of car but then I'm a lot of man."

Posted By: Fierce Panda, Feb 28, 12:52:41