***Match Report*** Norwich somehow lose at Selhurst Park...

On Friday 24th February I saw the best gig I've ever been to and it cost me - ?25 - I sat down in a beautiful theatre in a big nice comfy seat and watched the finest solo singer songwriter of his generation play a 2hr 45min set.

On Saturday 25th February I saw, not the first time this season, one of the worst football matches i've been to and paid ?30 for it. People commented my trainers were s**t and taped up, I promise you I wasn't doing it for effect I actually can't afford a new pair, too busy paying for s**t like Palace away.

Well the day started well, I was sat at home enjoying myself making a CD and then I had a time check and realised I was gonna struggle to make kick off, so I got a move on...hopeful of missing the palace first goal. I had a few beers on the journey and suddenly I thought we might win and then I saw Selhurst Park.

Anyway having resigned myself to a defeat I thought I might as well have a laugh about it. My mate Simon got very angry about the first goal and I tried to work out why Andy Johnson didn't dive. He said at this point if either they score again or it gets to 35mins we'll go and have some food and beers. Palace scored on the 35th minute so we went down into the Selhurst dungeons to be greeted by some very angry men in Norwich shirts and the Stewards didn't like it very much, I was hoping it might kick off so we could win at Selhurst for once.

Anyways I enjoyed the beers so much they I missed the first 10mins of the 2nd half so have no idea how Clinton Morrisson scored and I suspect he felt the same way.

The 4th goal was a simple corner and a simple header trick, it didn't look like a real goal! Well I had decided when it reached 16:50 on my watch I was gonna be off...I left and Norwich scored...well Palace scored for us.

Match Ratings:

Green: 4
Fleming: 4

I don't care anymore.

Posted By: Brandonio, Feb 26, 16:11:55