Football is too dull

International football in particular. Ideas are needed to spice it up.

I’ll start:

1. For 5 mins in each half, throw an extra couple of balls on the pitch. Multiball!!
2. During extra time release a live, angry bull on to the field. Or maybe a bear depending on what you have to hand.
3. If the game is goalless after 80 mins then play continues with goalkeepers required to wear Its A Knockout style comedy large foam hands and shoes.

Posted By: Under soil heating, Nov 14, 09:30:16