I've got a massive tear in my trousers (anus area) and about a two hour journey home

Tips?

Posted By: Charles21, Nov 10, 15:14:27

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turn your Trousers around like Kris Kross.....
Posted By: usacanary, Nov 10, 19:58:42
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Lets all take off our gloomy trousers and talk about something else
Posted By: watfordcanary, Nov 10, 17:56:27
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Nip in Primarks, treat yourself to some jeggings
Posted By: strap_on sally, Nov 10, 16:01:18
Ooh, anal tear - nasty. You'll be needing some anusol
Posted By: CB41, Nov 10, 15:53:54
Pants on top.....superman style
Posted By: yellowman, Nov 10, 15:34:21
Follow James's advice
Posted By: Tricky Hawes, Nov 10, 15:25:00
Claim you're kicking off a new fashion trend, like those there silly black trousers with
Posted By: Under soil heating, Nov 10, 15:23:44
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Finger yourself!
Posted By: Garry Brooke, Nov 10, 15:21:38
You need some extra extra large sportswear
Posted By: mr carra, Nov 10, 15:19:26
Calling XXL16 - trouser expertise
Posted By: Worthing Yellow, Nov 10, 15:19:07
Have you got a newspaper?
Posted By: Thegelman, Nov 10, 15:18:33
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Diet
Posted By: Dandy Highburyman, Nov 10, 15:18:03

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