In an increasingly connected society, we need a simple definitive mechanism for telling

people that they are s**t at jokes, and therefore shouldn't.

Just a simple card that can be handed over that ensures that people know that they are verifiably s**t at jokes. So many awkward situations would be avoided if the people that are s**t at jokes simply knew they were s**t at jokes, and could then not.

Thinking of doing a joke about bukkake? That's level seven material pal, and you've demonstrated no evidence of comedic skills beyond level three, are you sure you want to show yourself up this badly?

I mean, jokes about paedophilia are up there with the most controversial stuff going, but I once saw a stand up do twenty minutes of material about it that was clever, nuanced, sensitive, righteous and f**king hilarious. Most comics couldn't do that. Peter Kay couldn't do twenty minutes on kiddy fiddling.

Posted By: Arizona Bay, Oct 26, 10:55:48