I've pissed 9333 times
Consumed 6,222,000 calories
Stuck in traffic for 272 hours
Drank 2210 lattes
Checked twitter 139,995 times
Had a kid
Bought 224 pints of milk
Eaten 442 sausage rolls
Posted By: Trent_Canary, Oct 24, 14:17:18
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