Bollocks to terrorism. Much snappier than the weary Football Lads Army, I'm forming "Bollocks to Terrorism" Giant floral gonad displays in club colours to show them pesky fundamentalists who the f**k is controlling this manor if the government cant be arsed to do then the bollocks must rise up and take control. Enough is enough. When we put our bollocks together we rise up.
I'm also organising a "Bollocks to Paedophiles" group, 70,000 sets of floral bollocks parading down Regent Street will wipe those nonces off the face of this fine country for once and for all.
Bollocks to Pineapple on Pizza's" as well. I've deliberately shoved a random apostrophe in there to create some publicity like the bloke down the road who deliberately spells "Rhubarb" "Rhubub" just to get snooty people to go in and correct him down their noses, then he's sneakily pushing his product at them. #crafty
Posted By: Tombs, Oct 18, 14:40:26
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