One for Pant joke book

A boss said to his secretary my girlfriend, “I want to have SEX with you but I will make it very fast.

I’ll throw $1000 on the floor, by the time you bend down to pick it I’ll be done.”

She thought for a moment then called me her boyfriend and told me the story.

I then said to her, do it but “Ask him for $2000, pick up the money very fast he wouldn’t even have enough time to undressed himself.”

So she agrees.

Half an hour goes by, I decided to call my girlfriend, I ask, “what happened?”

She responds, “The Bastard used coins I’m still picking them up and he is still f**king!”

Posted By: fareastcanary, Oct 6, 20:32:58