What about, to the tune of the German Christmas ditty "Oh Tannenbaum"...

Oh Tom Trybull, Oh Tom Trybull
He tackles hard and wins the ball
Oh Tom Trybull, Oh Tom Trybull
He tackles hard and wins the ball
He'll pass it short, he'll pass it long
You'll never score cos we've got Tom
Oh Tom Trybull, Oh Tom Trybull
Oh Tom Trybull is on the ball

Posted By: Worthing Yellow, Sep 28, 00:22:55