FFS, all I wanted to do was dig out the foul-smelling medieval pit in our garden.

That guy, he creeps round here in the dead of night, s**ts in the big hole (and sometimes brings buckets full of the stuff just to add insult to injury), wipes up and off he goes. I've tried explaining that in the C21 we use toilets but he mumbles something about "custom and practice", "f**k off Ipswich" and that's that. This country.

Posted By: APB, Sep 11, 12:24:07