ok it was low level abuse to be fair; every time he'd come over he'd do a doctor spock death pinch on my knee so i thought, you carry on big man one day i will deliver vengeance so i bit my lip and bided my time until one afternoon my chance arrived. the big old boy turned up and my dad was showing him something down his shed so i waited until he come out and shot him from the top of the flat roof extension right on to the top of his baldy big head with a spud gun. he went down like a sack of s**t and the bullying ended from there on in. from that day there was a new sherrif in town. *tilts back stetson and walks off to ennio morricone soundtrack and closing credits*.
Posted By: Tombs, Aug 29, 22:21:59
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