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Tips for stopping a fox s**tting all over my garden, please
Posted By:
MIKEWALKER
, Aug 19, 10:20:12
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Move house
Posted By:
Larry Hagman
, Aug 19, 13:55:11
Invite the fox indoors.
Posted By:
tim berry
, Aug 19, 13:54:12
Get a pet lion
Posted By:
Steve in Holland
, Aug 19, 13:18:21
Have you considered ACAS?
Posted By:
Saucerer
, Aug 19, 13:16:06
Is this really the bane of your existence....
Posted By:
usacanary
, Aug 19, 12:39:37
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Put a 'Vote Conservative' placard up out the front of your house,
Posted By:
I Am Hoot
, Aug 19, 12:17:44
electric fence wired to the mains
Posted By:
archroy
, Aug 19, 12:12:02
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Build a big, beautiful wall - and make the foxes pay for it
Posted By:
Old Man
, Aug 19, 11:47:53
Tarmac
Posted By:
Gob on a Stick
, Aug 19, 11:37:34
Talk to it.
Posted By:
Garry Brooke
, Aug 19, 11:37:20
Embrace it. Is nature's gift.
Posted By:
APB
, Aug 19, 11:33:54
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Fuck it to death.
Posted By:
Garry Brooke
, Aug 19, 11:26:07
OG'S phone number!
Posted By:
protheroe fitzgibbon
, Aug 19, 11:09:10
Get the local 'hunt' to camp out in your garden .
Posted By:
CROYDONCANARY
, Aug 19, 11:03:34
Shotgun
Posted By:
shoddy
, Aug 19, 11:03:13
Buy a ukelele and sit outside playing classics from the 1970s on it
Posted By:
Old Man
, Aug 19, 11:02:05
Write a polite letter and affix it to a small sign board at fox-eye level
Posted By:
Old Man
, Aug 19, 11:00:21
Poomers
Posted By:
Old Man
, Aug 19, 10:59:50
Install a cork into the fox
Posted By:
Old Man
, Aug 19, 10:58:44
Kaka
Posted By:
Old Man
, Aug 19, 10:56:53
Foxy Poupe Dostop
Posted By:
Old Man
, Aug 19, 10:56:24
Get it a potty
Posted By:
pants
, Aug 19, 10:55:17
Mirrors.
Posted By:
APB
, Aug 19, 10:51:09
Wee in your own garden.
Posted By:
Grans_Canary
, Aug 19, 10:49:18
Feed it Imodium.
Posted By:
APB
, Aug 19, 10:47:56
Set the fox a metaphysical challenge.
Posted By:
APB
, Aug 19, 10:47:33
The only animal that predates wolves is a tiger.
Posted By:
APB
, Aug 19, 10:45:22
Replace the fox shit with your shit, the fox will get the message.
Posted By:
APB
, Aug 19, 10:44:01
Keep pigs in your garden.
Posted By:
APB
, Aug 19, 10:43:09
fix your fence
Posted By:
CWC
, Aug 19, 10:37:32
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Lion piss, spray bottle.
Posted By:
Arizona Bay
, Aug 19, 10:37:28
Glacier Mints
Posted By:
inutero
, Aug 19, 10:36:38
Samantha,Liam or Ruel?
Posted By:
Augustus Pablo
, Aug 19, 10:33:54
Bombs.
Posted By:
APB
, Aug 19, 10:27:59
Dig it up and replace it with a car park. No garden, no problem.
Posted By:
Meh
, Aug 19, 10:25:21
Get a foxhound
Posted By:
lurd
, Aug 19, 10:23:41
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