Fitbits for sex. Sexbits. Wearables. Pairables.

It's the obvious way to go. A sharing network like Strava - in fact, dark Strava (beater version) probably exists already for this. Flybys (Fonkyeu Lee) could be an interesting function; and the heat maps - "where have you spent most effort?" - that's a boner fide winner. Challenges, like, I don't know, the August Thrice Weekly, July Gran Fondo, October Oral, 500 Calories In One Session, for solo motivation. Group challenges to see off your mates, there's another one. You could pair your device with a partner's to have a showdown and see what your friends are up to. Where would you wear it? There could be multiple options depending on mood, time, legality etc.

This is an absolute winner. I'm going to make a fortune.

Posted By: APB, Aug 8, 16:58:31

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